therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
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