Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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