Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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