"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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