I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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