Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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