I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Randomize
