At least make sure they are 18
Why
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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