Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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