He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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