dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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