Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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