Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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