is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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