make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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