RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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