If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
it's great music for shaving your balls
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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