In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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