After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
There are leaves in my underwear?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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