I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
he laminated a picture of his dick.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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