Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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