yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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