that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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