Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Randomize
