singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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