I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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