awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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