i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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