Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Never underestimate the power of titties
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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