like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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