sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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