Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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