and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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