is wine microwaveable?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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