In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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