I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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