Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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