My room smells like vodka and shame
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Randomize
