Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
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