You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
