Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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