we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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