No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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