Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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