You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
of course. lets lasso hookers.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
