I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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