what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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