you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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