well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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