I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He kissed a someone with a penis
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Randomize
